Private Eye in focus

The lead writers at Private Eye have got it spot on for the past two issues.

Several weeks ago, with an eager-looking Ant and Dec on the front cover:
"Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Take-Away-Your-Money; phone now, only £10 a second"

And this week, issue 1197, with embattled Met chief Sir Ian Blair being interviewed:
"So, Sir Ian, are you planning to resign?"
"No, I'd like another shot at it..."

Genius.